Well, I think they're funny
Friday, April 07, 2006
Three balloons
There are three balloons... Daddy Balloon, Mummy Balloon and Junior Balloon who is 9 years old.
Daddy Balloon is getting a little bit irate with Junior who keeps getting up in the night and climbs into bed with Mummy and Daddy Balloon.
One morning Daddy tired of yet another nights disturbed sleep decides to talk to Junior and tell him that the previous night was absolutely the last time that he was to come into his parent's bed.
That night Junior wakes as usual and decides to try his luck and goes into his parents bedroom. He tries to climb into the bed but can't get in. 'I know I'll let some air out of Daddy' He does this and again tries to climb into the bed but still he can't get in. 'I know I'll let some air out of Mummy'. Again he lets air out of his mother but still he can't get into the bed. He decides to let some air out of himself and finally he can climb into the bed and goes to sleep.
In the morning Daddy Balloon wakes up and is absolutely furious that Junior has disobyed him.
You are so going to love this
Daddy Balloon shouts at Junior, ' Not only have you let Mummy down, and Daddy down but most of all you've let yourself down'



