Chavtastic!

1. What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

10. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

11. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please.

12. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.

13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

17. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.