Heaven and hell

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter checks the engineer's dossier and says, "I'm sorry buy you've come to the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. The engineer soon becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing, making improvements, and building. After a while, air conditioning is running, and bathrooms and showers are built. Escalators appear from one level to another. And the engineer becomes a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan on the telephone and asks , "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? There's been a mistake! He should never have been sent down there: send him back up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?