George W Bush

President Bush is receiving his daily briefing from Donald Rumsfeld, outlining his day's schedule and filling him in on necessary news. Donald concludes by saying:

"And finally, I'm sad to report that yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an incident near Baghdad."

The President looks back at him aghast, before collapsing onto the desk, sobbing uncontrollably.

His staff sit silent (and a little puzzled) at this display of emotion.

Finally, the President looks up and asks:

'Exactly how many millions are there in a brazillion?'